i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
