sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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