My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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