he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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