She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
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You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize