nut hugger
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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