Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
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HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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