Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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