I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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