i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We have so much sex to catch up on
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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