If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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