idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
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no. you can't hotbox the world.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
worst night to have a conscience
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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