I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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