maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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