you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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