Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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