Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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