It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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