Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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