I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .