he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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