THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
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Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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