Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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