You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
she peed on how many people?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
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I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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