I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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