i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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