Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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