that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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