you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
And the cops told us we were all naked.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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