Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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