i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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