So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.