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(330): View more from Ohio

We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.

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Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.

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(330): We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens. (330): Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible. http://tfl.nu/ibu5

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(607): View more from New York

i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.

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(607): i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady. http://tfl.nu/6072

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(916): View more from California

I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex

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(916): I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex http://tfl.nu/qjjk

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(708): View more from Illinois

If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.

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(708): If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal. http://tfl.nu/hb9y

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma

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(484): I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma http://tfl.nu/d8kr

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(701): View more from North Dakota

That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.

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(701): That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley. http://tfl.nu/h7e5

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(606): View more from Kentucky

at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.

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(606): at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk. http://tfl.nu/jf5g

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(727): View more from Florida

just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday

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(727): just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday http://tfl.nu/w3i7

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.

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That's the only definition of lonely that I know.

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(910): Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely. (770): That's the only definition of lonely that I know. http://tfl.nu/dtij

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.

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(603): I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband. http://tfl.nu/f6ah

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.

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(307): Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle. http://tfl.nu/2vsv

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(630): View more from Illinois

Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!

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(630): Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law! http://tfl.nu/y27z

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(716): View more from New York

Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.

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(716): Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories. http://tfl.nu/jhay

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me

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(814): I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me http://tfl.nu/v541

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(574): View more from Indiana

I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later

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(574): I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later http://tfl.nu/xueh

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