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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram

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(310): View more from California

He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.

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(713): View more from Texas

The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me

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(312): View more from Illinois

I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?

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(330): View more from Ohio

ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house

(713): View more from Texas

So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?

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(408): View more from California

do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??

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(214): View more from Texas

I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.

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