Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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