She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Come back. Shots need mouths.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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