his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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