The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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