He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Randomize
