Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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