there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
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I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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