She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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