love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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