turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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