dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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