Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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