i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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