new low.... made out with someone while peeing
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
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Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
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Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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