You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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