I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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