I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
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I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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