This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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