Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I forget how to act sober
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