At least make sure they are 18
Why
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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