i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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