break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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