We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize