I'm really into asian looking animals
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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